I used a screen capture for this post.
I just had the craziest chat with Paula about our blogs and our most popular posts. I was laughing so much the last few minutes I thought I would pop something. This is what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and your friend's boyfriend has gone to bed early and she has nothing better to do.
Paula: does she like me? does she hate me? oooo it's Chris's she hates his hair now I got something to ride him about
Me: when one of them starts to say things like "what's our wife blogging about today" then I know I have them in the palm of my greedy little hand. As I have said countless of times that I nag them because I do not have a husband to nag. I have actually said that in posts. And I have said all it would take for me to stop is 1) he grants me an interview or 2) I get a husband.
Paula: there ya go
Me: So he's stuck with me until one of those two things happens. or kills me with a chainsaw
Paula: killing you would not be good
Me: oh how so?
Paula: you wanna be killed with a chainsaw? I wouldn't want you to be
Me: no that would be painful and messy.
Paula: I'd be sad no more kim. Kim would be SPLAT
Me: more slurt
Paula: *laughing at me*
Me: chainsaw gutting you not a splat more a slurpt...or a gruggle
Paula: so they'd either find you fast or in chris's case find you years from now
Me: *mad fits of laughter till I can't breathe*
Paula: well this is true. and they would only be a few years cause alex would come in and clean and go ewww chris what is this
Me: specially if he kills me in my own apartment. Plenty of books and boxes and piles of dirty stuff to hide me in
Paula: Then chris would start the chainsaw again
Me: I think this might be blog worthy
Paula: it probably is. funny as hell I know that. and chris would go what I killed her and she liked you time to saw you my friend nothing personal just chics and all
Me : *mad laughter* awww you have the imaginary MMG fighting over me
Paula: sure why not? that's what the imagination is for