Time to dig into the fang mail for another batch of emails from beyond the grave.
Welcome to an overdue issue of "Ask Ardeth" Where anything that can be thought of to ask will be answered by my horror film Heavy Metal Goddess alter ego Ardeth Blood.
I agree with you that Chris Sabin is a hottie! Please post more pictures of him!!!!!!
Signed Sabin's #1 UK fan
Dear Sabin's #1 UK fan:
Almost everyone agrees with me that he's hot. Or as I like to say, hotter then hell in a bathtub. As far as posting more photos of him, I can only post screen shots when I get an episode of the show.
This is starting to get crazy. I'm getting fan mail for Chris Sabin.
People, understand I'm just a fan of his myself . I have talked about this fact before, I have never actually met him nor have I ever talked to him. All I know of him is what I see on the show every week.
That's all the time we have for this one, come back around and see what other gobs of wisdom Ardeth Blood will dish out and serve to her fiends.
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