Friday, June 19, 2009

I promised a rant about Alex Shelley

Dear Alex Shelley:

Even though you are the sexiest man alive, and Dionysus in human form, you are Anorexic looking. Now I understand you have to weigh a certain amount for your division, but you no longer have a butt.
Looking back on footage of you from two years ago, you look better in some of that footage.
Now you also look like you have no waist at all.

You are starting to look hollow faced and to the point where your veins on your arms are showing. We should not be seeing the veins on your arms that vividly even with zoom lens.
We get it, you are into that punk movement, that doesn't mean you have to end up looking like Sid Vicious from the Sex Pistols did.

Please, eat something!

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