My friend phoned, laughing and I had no idea why at first. Then she says your Niece has something she wants to ask you.
Niece : Can I borrow that vampire movie.
Me: What vampire movie?
Niece :You know that vampire movie.
Me: What vampire movie?
Niece: That one we watched that time.
Me: You don't remember the title?
Niece: No. But can I borrow it?
Me: You remember who was in it?
Niece: You know the dude from that other vampire movie.
Me: You wanting a dvd or vhs one?
Niece: DVD silly. So can I borrow it?
Me: I need to know which vampire movie you are meaning because I need to know what storage bin to look through.
Niece: Well how many vampire movies you have?
Me: 6 storage bins full. So can you tell me which vampire movie it was?
Niece: The one with the dude from Dracula. You know the one with the flying cows.
Me: Oh, the Littlest Vampire. Okay.
Now I know why my friend was laughing so damn hard.
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