Why Does He Never Smile?

iTunes Canada finally had the Aug 20th 2009 episode of TNA Impact available for download. Of course, after I did this week's review.

And as I was watching the MotorCityMachine Guns! promo, I realized something. Alex Shelley is smiling. An honest smile/laugh.

You never see that on the show normally. Why is that?

You see Chris Sabin smiling and laughing like a total goofball all the time, you see Alex Shelley smirking all the time, but you never see him smiling. And yes there is a difference between a smirk and a smile.

So why is that?

Dude, we've covered this before, you are like a god or something with the world at your feet (Dionysus in human form) so why don't you just let yourself smile more on camera? Who the freal cares if you are out of character.
You have such beautiful eyes which sparkle when you smile.

Can you tell that I write romance novels?

I can get so girly sometimes I make myself cringe. I like beautiful men, I like writing about beautiful men.

Well, in the end it doesn't matter how good looking a man is, if he does not have a wicked sense of humour and a great smile he's not worth much.

So Mr. Shelley, please smile more on Impact.