Oh my God! My A*$!

Please tell me it's because I am half turned towards the living room in this photo.
Please tell me I don't look this bad all the time.

I know I don't.

Here I am in mom's kitchen, half way turned around, leaning slightly, with my butt jutting out and my hip hiked. But (no pun intended) I look 20 pounds wider then I really am.

I am not small, never really have been, but damn this photo makes me look ....well like Jabba the Hut.

I really need to start wearing a bra.